weissly:

Gavin Free - Golfing. 

Geoff: Hey Gavin, how much would I have to pay for you to jack me off? To completion.
Gavin: A lot of money.
Geoff: What like a thousand dollars?
Michael: He said a lot, Geoff. Like two grand.
Gavin: I don’t think I could do it. You’d be making comments like ‘Oh yeah. Oh that’s really good. Keep doing that’
Geoff: Ten grand? Five thousand dollars? All you got to do is seven minutes of work.
Let’s Play GTA V: Co-op part 3 (via speaksism)
love4nova:

RAY WHY

love4nova:

RAY WHY

chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

i really wish jason would just make another video or tweet and let us know what he wants to do about his channel in the future. i really need some peace of mind.

dickploma:

*michael jones voice* scuse me scuse me scuse me

capnpea:

How did Skype become the most popular IM and call application when it is possibly the most ornery and broken software I have ever willingly interacted with

rainbowreverie21:

chickenyaoi:

America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you

America doesn’t seem that terribly horrible when you live here day to day and you’ve known nothing else but when somebody says something like this it fucks you up really good.

echoroll asked: Ray, Geoff, Jon, Patrick, Jordan, Burnie & Gus c:

thank you thank you thank you

Ray: Favorite quotes?

Michael: “SWISS FUCKING CHEESE”, Gavin: “Put down that spade you stupid Nintendo little cock”, Ryan: “You can’t commit crime on a faggio” Ray: “Watch me”, and Michael: “I’m gonna fuck you” Gavin: “You are?”

Geoff: What videos make you laugh the hardest?

Surgeon Simulator videos, RTAAs, and Worm Let’s Plays.

Jon: Favorite t-shirt?

The “There’s a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life” shirt and the RT Hot Sauce shirt,

Patrick: Favorite poster?

Either the AH Boy Band one or the one that was sold on the first 24 hour livestream. The poster that was like a remake of a comic cover but with Achievement Hunter? That one.

Jordan: Favorite Animated Adventure?

Gavin Has Brain Problems, Drunk Burnie Returns, Michael Gets Locked Out, Gavin’s Drunken Shenanigans, and Shakedowns or Breakdowns.

Burnie: Favorite podcast moment?

I can’t think of a specific good one but in one of the latest podcasts, Chris tells a story about punching horses and I almost shat myself.

Gus: Favorite argument?

The coin flip between Ryan and Gavin will always be a good one. OH! No my favorite is Gavin trying to brand the car in Slender. Definitely.

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

rtconfession:

always-darkest-before-the-light submitted.
blackandbluerainbow asked: Michael, Jack, Monty, and JJ?

I can’t believe someone actually sent me some omg thank you

Michael: Favorite Rage Quit?

Any Rage Quit with both Michael and Gavin, The Impossible Game (all of them), and Cat Mario.

Jack: Who do you like most at the office?

Michael. Hated him in the beginning but now he’s one of my biggest inspirations and idols.

Monty: Favorite RWBY/RvB character?

RWBY: Blake and Yang RvB: Caboose. Only on Season 3 so that may change.

JJ: Favorite Recap?

The Pinball Battle-Off and Michael’s Apartment for sure.

Fill My Asbox (Rooster Teeth Edition!)
Gavin: Favorite Minecraft Let's Play(s)?
Michael: Favorite Rage Quit?
Ray: Favorite quote(s)?
Geoff: What video(s) make you laugh the hardest?
Jack: Who do you like the most at the office?
Ryan: Favorite GTA Let's Play(s)?
Lindsay: Favorite RT Couple (Or Ship)?
Caleb: Favorite Community map/video?
Kdin: Favorite Achievement Hunter editing moment?
Jon: Favorite T-Shirt?
Patrick: Favorite Poster?
Monty: Favorite RWBY/RVB character?
Miles: RWBY or RvB?
Kerry: What game did you like the most that they've played?
Ben: How'd you find out about Rooster Teeth?
Jordan: Favorite Animated Adventure?
JJ: Favorite Recap?
Chris: Favorite RT Life?
Barbara: Favorite RT Vine?
Adam: Favorite Joel and Adam Let's Play(s)?
Joel: Favorite RT Short?
Burnie: Favorite Podcast moment (or guest)?
Gus: Favorite argument (from anything)?

achievementt-teeth:

Team Lads Action News returns on AHWU #233